(title edited due to nasty google hits) -- There's just the G and me in my house, so there's not a lot of random nudity. I figure on any given day I ought to contribute at least $20 to the therapy jar, no need to add brief glimpses of my fat ass to his psychological baggage. Further, the G-Man is particularly modest for a nine year old boy, I haven't seen his tiny hiney hasn't since March of 1998. As a result of the lack of skin at Chez Breeder, when we visit our friends with young children, my son is often horrified by an unabashed three year old streaking through the house. He doesn't have little siblings, he doesn't understand that a post-bath lap around the living room is the most efficient way to dry off. Little boy or little girl, it doesn't matter, when a bare ass gleams in his presence, the G-Man is prone to blushing, averted eyes, and stammering. He's a missionary at the orgy.
In addition to the G and me, in our house there are two kittens, Tiki and Ollie. As felines, they're given to laying about, prone, legs akimbo. Or worse, keeping themselves cleaned and groomed with some thorough licking. I had them fixed last week and the clinic shaved the poor things from tits to tail, leaving their undercarriage quite exposed. Poor G doesn't know where to look when they're in the room, rolling about like a couple of co-eds on oxycontin and E. I brought them home on Tuesday and he's been staring at his shoes ever since.
I had to chuckle when I read your post and it's title..
1st because i have a t-shirt that says "shaved Pussy" with a picture of a shaved cat..and 2nd because I too have a modest son..4 of them actually. I have to constantly remind them that I changed their diapers, when I accidentally walk in on them while they are changing (my 13 yr. old knocked down an entire bookshelf while frantic-ly trying to run for cover)
I'm a midwife in training, so they get the how-beautiful-the-human-body-is speach often...they usually run out of the room screaming.
Ps. You welcome and thank you for not minding me posting your journal link. I have enjoyed reading your posts and i think others will also. cheers!
Posted by: Stacie | Tuesday, January 25, 2005 at 05:39 PM
I nearly snarfed my lemonade when I read the title of this post. I have been reading for a while now, loving your sense of humor! I'd like to link you up on my site.
Smiles,
Michelle
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