Television I Want to See

Are you old enough to remember Battle of the Network Stars? The cast of Happy Days vs. the hosts of That's Incredible in a log-rollin', obstacle coursing, potato-sack racing good time.

I would like to see Battle of the Law and Order All-Stars. Ice-T, Richard Belzer and Mariska Hargitay vs. S. Epatha Merkerson, Sam Waterston and Elisabeth Rohm. Water balloon races, American Gladiator style jousting, and maybe something involving pie eating.